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Archive for March, 2010

Dog Camp L.A

March 31, 2010 at 5:00 pm

In The Right Measure

March 30, 2010 at 3:24 am

the best models are in magazines

i'm a magazine fiend

more hair than words

love them. want to be them. and appreciate the hell out of them

whatever the fuck you are born with will never cut it on its own

making it is a mess

take a picture. it lasts longer

Tell Her No

March 29, 2010 at 1:15 am

i like when it gets all crusty

how dare you

fuck off

wow. it's ink. and i never knew you.

thrust into our arms

secure. knowing that you can have the finest garb. if you want it

and perfect hair for a lifetime of sanity. vanity

involuntary glow

or no

yes. one day

before we get too old

Burning Daylight

March 24, 2010 at 2:23 am

glob glob

glob-all

holy

robe man

he said he was a fire dancer

i think he was telling the truth

sarcastic samurai

walk in late and fuck up from the very start

she had nice curves

carried it off better than i could

round shake-able ass

too much with the ink. i'm learning not to do that now

how nice would it be to have red hair? the real kind

strut me

pangea

Erotic Art School: XXXPELLED!

March 20, 2010 at 3:31 am

Come to our show!!!

Saturday, March 20, 2010
9 PM- 1 AM
Ultrastar Gallery
6432 Santa Monica Blvd.
Hollywood, CA 90038“Class” is in session but loosely defined at this ULTRA insubordinate art party! These “art students” have created work that is SO scandalous, so INAPPROPRIATE, that they are sure to get XXXPELLED! One night only! Join the infamous duo Heidi bluegirl and Apollo Staar in their most OUTRAGEOUS session of Erotic Art School yet!

This show promises to be the most provocative, sexy “art class” themed exhibit ever! With live sensual art models for you to draw if you should feel inspired, voyeuristic live painters (our very own Erotic Art School “students”), “The Principle’s Office” photo booth with Headmistress Victoria Lane dishing out the paddlings to the insubordinate, drinks, music, scandal, and of course, art! “Scandalous Art Student”/Catholic School/Priest/Nuns with rulers/Pervy Teacher/Principle/schoolgirl or boy attire encouraged!

PROVOCATIVE EROTIC ART AND PHOTOGRAPHY: Apollo Staar, Heidi Calvert, Kitty Brown, Eban Lehrer, Robin Davey & Gv, Dave Naz, Oriana Nazworthy, Eric Hill, Zenova Braeden, Miss Numa Perrier, Karla Usagi, LCrosky/Tony Venegas, Monica Roache

SENSUAL PERFORMANCE ART: IrinaXara, Miss Bonnie Delight

LIVE PAINTING: Alex Schaefer, Yuki Miyazaki

EXOTIC ART MODELS: Lacy Valentine, Amber Sadoy

SCANDALOUS PHOTO BOOTH with “Headmistress” Victoria Lane dishing out paddlings and gold stars!

ARTISTIC XXX MOVIE PROJECTIONS

18 and older show, drinks available for 21+ with ID.
$8 donation at the door, only $6 in themed costume

Can’t put your arms around a memory?

March 19, 2010 at 3:54 am

Heidi, you said XXXplicit. Here's my definition. Hope you find it as nasty and funny as i do. but i still love you if you don't

good pressure on that stream

don’t be a stupid girl. just drink it. and like it

open your mouth. close your eyes. big surprise

running down your leg

something brown needs to happen

chocolate mustache

cum shitter

a rose for emily

the rager

is it art? i feel like i’m just writing some jokes

sick bastards

pubism

happy place

O Man, Once Around The Weekend

March 13, 2010 at 5:31 am

friday nights are killing me

nothing can actually kill me

my ass is too tough

Dave, Jack Pierson, me

show is hanging at Reagan Projects on Santa Monica and Almont

huge prints pinned to the wall AMAZING

We love the way they are folded and thick water color paper

a talent supreme

fancy dinners with my elegant family

getting goofballed with her. I adore this little piece of sunshine!

hey ape

hey guys

i know she wants me

Bodysuit

March 10, 2010 at 4:38 am

Dramamine

March 9, 2010 at 5:41 am

nice one

don't let me make myself sick

funny now

churning later

ohh

i do feel a little motion sick

but since i don't throw up anymore...then tough!

but i always want to

feels fucking good to. and not to too

Home-Charm Schooled

March 7, 2010 at 6:17 am

it was a very good day

laughing so hard we pissed ourselves. on me

beginning of summer downtown afternoon

thanks guys i'll just help myself

like magic. here we all are again. dressed and tight lipped

serious part

what have i done

talk me down sir. do i belong

when in self doubt, bend over