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And if they’re Northern, that makes it even worse

August 29, 2011 at 5:54 am



squash blossoms

getting back later




double duchess

a Barnacle imprint. 4 life

pleased to meet me

let it be

maitre d

she's dreaming. in the midst of her lovely life. foggy city bright future

my characters are all autobiographical. but they're more perfect than my attempts


two-pack of fun: Jez and Kumi

carol from the center for sex and culture, covering and announcing my reading - thank you!

my first legit bookstore signing and reading

i get so emotional. still. forever probably. thank you friends, strangers. i love you

davey MY LOVE, your book is so beautiful. i am so honored to be by your side

all girls are doing the "girlvert" sweeping the nation

signing Jez's asshole with a sharpie

they all read it and i'm still having breakdowns. purple crushed ice down my back

can i touch them? is this real? did i just pee? yes, yes, yes!

signing a dick - my first!

i am more in love

my husband makes me into a lady, fit for book stores.

kitty reminds me that she is the lady in our house. i am merely furniture


she always gets the last meow

civil disobedience







Suitcase In Hand

August 27, 2011 at 3:05 am

whoever thinks books are boring, has never felt the adrenaline and nervous breakdown of reading aloud

butterfly in the sky. i can fly twice as high

take a look. it's in a book

the reading rainbow.

throw rocks at me. i'm hard as cement. remain unstoned

butt check-up

evidence- they got the wrong man!

in my fantasy world, nipples removed. chest flattened with a rolling pin

uterus silenced

insert sugar doughnut with peach chocolate sauce

mirror in the bathroom

hotels make me feel glamorous. no matter who i am or what i'm doing. vice versa

home is home. hotels are sexy

car-rides are spectacular

greggy b. and me at sunset music fest

douche-bag meet-up. let's hear it for mötley crüe

it is a hell of a drug

can we leave now? so i can start crying at a restaurant

davey's crude dinner companion





August 23, 2011 at 2:50 am

at Cynthia's gallery show in Eagle Rock

beautiful paintings by Cynthia Patterson

did someone say beautiful - we owe her royalties

moment of motherfucking silence for the fountain of decadent waste

praise the grease. deep fried oreos. i am one. check my scalp

corn is lord

dog person

ask his best friend

she thinks it's impossible. once you go cat...

no turning back baby

always fishing for compliments

just fishy

Signing in San Francisco

August 16, 2011 at 4:54 pm

I’ll be signing books and giving a slideshow/reading at BOOKSMITH in San Francisco this Thursday, Aug. 18th  7:30 p.m.- 9p.m.

1644 Haight Street
San Francisco,California

Pomus/Shuman, 1962

August 9, 2011 at 3:51 am

people do care. about raisins and the absence thereof, in carrot cake.

man of concern

mellow yellow darkens worryingly

sex objects to fetish girls

steve, yee, eric. we all take turns with him

susan and victor get in the rotation

pulling a kroll train

proud owners

silent alarm

little man on the couch. smelling terrific these days

davey, me and victor showing off work at The Hive Gallery

wholesome unicorn fed. she rode that pony

bondage and perversion downtown l.a.

great show, Heidi!!!

we come home at 2. she's just waking up

calm before the bitch

lay down to become the mesa

submit to these paw pads, mere launch pad

matching white tees

visting bu at his country club

assholes throw all kinds of hazardous garbage into our yard

happily armed


Art Showing

August 6, 2011 at 12:26 am

A painting of mine will be showing in a group art show.

Starting 8/6

Ends 8/27

The Hive Gallery  –   729 S. Spring St., Los Angeles CA  90014

Opening night party will be a lot of fun!



Spherification (All I Ever Wanted)

August 5, 2011 at 1:57 am

anniversary party

this restaurant is a special occasion in itself. we just added to it.

fucking jamon iberico. god damned black foot. son of a bitch pig.

candle made of melted pig fat. light of lard

gnawing on the fresh (pork) rind

glamour without make-up

neat eater

for all the smokers


guard dog. mess with the bull

bitch, please.

view from our seats ON STAGE at L.A. Rising - Rise Against!!! Rage !!!!!

sunRISE sunset

I'm married to the coolest man on the planet, galaxy, infinity. No dispute.

Rage fans. violent and joyful. the good kind of angry

everyone go see Eric's show- Prism Gallery on Sunset, West Hollywood. going til sept.

mind blowing performance by Bob Mould at Largo

we also got his book, "Shine a Little Light" signed at Book Soup

she cares not for books. just elastic bands

joining the busloads of tourists at Runyan. it's dirty. people must think L.A. is disgusting if they are only coming to visit. I swear it's much better if you live here.

nostrils full of dog ass grime. mouth dry heat smog

OFF plays at Bardot

Sin 34 playing the Redwood Bar

April Flores and Carlos Batts show at Studio Servitu - powerful stuff! This is a shot from our after-party at Full House (chinatown)

kitty said my pores are not exactly "model thin"